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This 9oz scented soy candle blends humor, comfort, and style into one irresistible piece. Designed to make people smile and elevate any space, it’s the perfect mix of funny gift + cozy essential.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone who loves witty, aesthetic finds, this candle delivers a clean burn, beautiful scent, and main-character energy. Light this 9oz soy candle and let a gentle, handcrafted glow settle into your corner of the world. Clean-burning soy and a cotton wick deliver long, even burn time while the reusable glass jar becomes a tidy jar for brushes, plants, or everyday bits once the wax is gone. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or soft White Sage + Lavender — each layered with natural essential oils to create atmosphere without harsh chemicals. The label’s wry warning hints at what you’ll notice first: this isn’t just illumination, it’s a small ritual of calm, scent, and comfort you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, or plastics
- Reusable 9oz glass vessel that cleans up for later use
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours
- Twelve scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Assembled in the USA; compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
This 9oz scented soy candle blends humor, comfort, and style into one irresistible piece. Designed to make people smile and elevate any space, it’s the perfect mix of funny gift + cozy essential.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone who loves witty, aesthetic finds, this candle delivers a clean burn, beautiful scent, and main-character energy. Light this 9oz soy candle and let a gentle, handcrafted glow settle into your corner of the world. Clean-burning soy and a cotton wick deliver long, even burn time while the reusable glass jar becomes a tidy jar for brushes, plants, or everyday bits once the wax is gone. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or soft White Sage + Lavender — each layered with natural essential oils to create atmosphere without harsh chemicals. The label’s wry warning hints at what you’ll notice first: this isn’t just illumination, it’s a small ritual of calm, scent, and comfort you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, or plastics
- Reusable 9oz glass vessel that cleans up for later use
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours
- Twelve scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Assembled in the USA; compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.