This 9oz scented soy candle blends humor, comfort, and style into one irresistible piece. Designed to make people smile and elevate any space, it’s the perfect mix of funny gift + cozy essential.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone who loves witty, aesthetic finds, this candle delivers a clean burn, beautiful scent, and main-character energy. Warm light, clean burn, and a little sass — this 9 oz soy candle fills a room with carefully layered fragrance and comes in a reusable glass jar that feels right at home on a bedside table or kitchen shelf. Choose from cozy, bright, or oceanic scent profiles: from Apple Harvest’s crisp spice and orchard fruit to Cinnamon Vanilla’s warm creaminess, Sea Salt + Orchid’s airy marine florals, or the smokier Christmas Warmth. Each candle is poured with a cotton wick and a 100% natural soy wax blend for a long, even burn (50–60 hours) and labeled with a glossy, permanent tag that nods to modern, minimalist style. Made in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle brings calm, character, and thoughtful aroma to small everyday moments.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula with no parabens, synthetic dyes, plastics, or phthalates
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, Christmas Warmth, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick — 50–60 hours burn time
- Compact 9 oz (2.8″ × 3.5") jar; glossy permanent adhesive label; ASTM compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
This 9oz scented soy candle blends humor, comfort, and style into one irresistible piece. Designed to make people smile and elevate any space, it’s the perfect mix of funny gift + cozy essential.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone who loves witty, aesthetic finds, this candle delivers a clean burn, beautiful scent, and main-character energy. Warm light, clean burn, and a little sass — this 9 oz soy candle fills a room with carefully layered fragrance and comes in a reusable glass jar that feels right at home on a bedside table or kitchen shelf. Choose from cozy, bright, or oceanic scent profiles: from Apple Harvest’s crisp spice and orchard fruit to Cinnamon Vanilla’s warm creaminess, Sea Salt + Orchid’s airy marine florals, or the smokier Christmas Warmth. Each candle is poured with a cotton wick and a 100% natural soy wax blend for a long, even burn (50–60 hours) and labeled with a glossy, permanent tag that nods to modern, minimalist style. Made in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle brings calm, character, and thoughtful aroma to small everyday moments.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula with no parabens, synthetic dyes, plastics, or phthalates
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, Christmas Warmth, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick — 50–60 hours burn time
- Compact 9 oz (2.8″ × 3.5") jar; glossy permanent adhesive label; ASTM compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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